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Funny Jokes about AgingOld Age QuizQ: How can you speed up the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband? A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that curse of getting older - wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses.
Q: No, seriously. How can I get rid of these crow's feet and all the wrinkles on my face? A: Go braless. It usually pulls them out.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they browse an antique store? A: I remember these.
Q: Where can a man over 60 find a younger, good looking woman who is interested in him? A: Try the bookstore under fiction.
Q: What can a husband do when his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If he's handy with tools, he can finish the basement. Then when he's finished, he'll have a place to live.
Q: Why should 60+ people use valet parking? A: The valet won't forget where he parked your car.
Q: Is it a common problem for 60+ year olds to have trouble with memory storage? A: No. Memory storage is not the problem. Memory retrieval is.
Q: Do people sleep more soundly as they get older? A: Yes, but it's usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should old people look for glasses? A: On their forehead.
Perks Of Being Over The Hill
You Know You're Getting Old WhenA young teenager, listening to some music his mother was playing asked who the band was. "The Beatles," she told him. "Oh. Who's in the group?" When his mother told him, he said with surprise, "I didn't know Paul McCartney had a group before Wings!"
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