Jokes - Atomic Puns

What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

What happens when electrons lose their energy?

They get Bohr'ed.

A hydrogen atom is walking down the street with a friend when he suddenly stops.

The friend says, "What's wrong?"

The hydrogen atom replies, "I lost my electron!"

The friend says, "Are you sure?"

The hydrogen atom exclaims, "Yes, I'm positive."

The friend laments, "Oh, I thought you were just being negative again."