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Mr. and Mrs. Potato have a Yam
Boy Potato and Girl Potato had eyes for each other. When they were old enough, they got married and had a little sweet potato they called "Yami."
As all parents do, they wanted the best for little Yami. When the time was right, they told her the facts of life.
They warned her not to go out with her friends and get half baked because she might get mashed and earn a bad name for herself, like "Hot Potato," then end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.
Yami told them not to worry. She wouldn't let any spud take advantage and make a rotten potato out of her. But on the other hand, she didn't plan to sit at home and become a couch potato, either. She would make sure that she got plenty of exercise and not be too skinny like her shoestring cousins.
Before heading off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato warned Yami to watch out for the hard boiled buys in Ireland and the greasy guys in France, those French fries.
When she returned from Europe and headed out west, her parents warned her to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped. Yami assured them that she would stick to the straight and narrow and not associate with those snooty Yukon Golds.
Yami attended PU (Potato University). When she graduated, she was really in the chips.
One day, Yami came home and announced that she was going to marry Tom Brokaw. Mr. and Mrs. Potato were quite upset. They told her she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he was just a …
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