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Some Really Smart Students
Teacher: Name two states in the United States.
Teacher: Joe, why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?
Teacher: Suzi, go to the map and find North America.
Teacher: Jesse, why do you always get so dirty.
Teacher: Glen, what is the chemical formula for water?
Teacher: Barry, your essay about your dog is exactly the same as your brothers. Did you copy his?
Teacher: Donald, how do you spell crocodile?
Teacher: Name one important thing that we have today which we didn't have ten years ago.
Teacher: George Washington chopped down the cherry tree, but then admitted it. Does anyone know why his father didn't punish him?
Teacher: Danny, do you say a prayer before eating?
Teacher: Jake, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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