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Some Really Smart StudentsTeacher: Name two states in the United States. Teacher: Joe, why are you doing your multiplication on the floor? Teacher: Suzi, go to the map and find North America. Teacher: Jesse, why do you always get so dirty. Teacher: Glen, what is the chemical formula for water? Teacher: Barry, your essay about your dog is exactly the same as your brothers. Did you copy his? Teacher: Donald, how do you spell crocodile? Teacher: Name one important thing that we have today which we didn't have ten years ago. Teacher: George Washington chopped down the cherry tree, but then admitted it. Does anyone know why his father didn't punish him? Teacher: Danny, do you say a prayer before eating? Teacher: Jake, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? |
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