If you are a teacher, you have probably heard similar answers as the ones these kids gave.Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. - Dr. Seuss
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Some Really Smart Students

If you are a teacher, you have probably heard similar answers as the ones these kids gave.

Teacher:  Name two states in the United States.
Mary:  Pick me! Pick me!
Teacher:  Mary?
Mary:  I'll name one Taylor and the other one Charley!

Teacher:  Joe, why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?
Joe:  Because you told me to do it without using tables.

Teacher:  Suzi, go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:  Here it is.
Teacher:  That's correct. Now, Bobby, who discovered North America?
Bobby:  Suzi

Teacher:  Jesse, why do you always get so dirty.
Jesse:  Well, you see, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

Teacher:  Glen, what is the chemical formula for water?
Glen:  H I J K L M N O
Teacher:  Where did you get that?
Glen:  Yesterday you told us it was H to O.

Teacher:  Barry, your essay about your dog is exactly the same as your brothers. Did you copy his?
Barry:  Ma'am. It's the same dog.

Teacher:  Donald, how do you spell crocodile?
Donald:  K R O K O D I A L
Teacher:  No, that's wrong.
Donald:  Maybe it is, but you asked me how I spell it.

Teacher:  Name one important thing that we have today which we didn't have ten years ago.
Wendy:  Me!

Teacher:  George Washington chopped down the cherry tree, but then admitted it. Does anyone know why his father didn't punish him?
Brian:  Because he still had the axe in his hand.

Teacher:  Danny, do you say a prayer before eating?
Danny:  No, ma'am. I don't have to. My mother is a good cook.

Teacher:  Jake, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Jake:  A teacher.

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