Laodicean Hymnal

The Laodicean church is described in the Bible in the book of The Revelation as being lukewarm. If the Laodiceans were to have a hymnal, suitable for their conviction, here's a list of some of the hymns it may contain:

A Comfy Mattress Is Our God

Above Average Is Thy Faithfulness

According to the Suggestions Made in Your Word

Alas! And Did my Savior Stub His Toe

All Creatures of Our Friend and Buddy

All High-Five, Atta-Boy and Good-Job

All Hail the Influence of Jesus' Name

All My Mistakes are Gone

Amazing Grace, How Interesting the Sound

And Can It Be That I Should Gain Interest

Be Thou My Hobby

Blessed Hunch

Blessed Insurance

Blest Be the Tie That Doesn't Cramp My Style

Blessed Jesus, Here We Sit

Bringing in the Money

Count Your Money

Crown Him with Many Hats

Fairest Bud, Jesus

Fill My Spoon, Lord

Give What You Don't Want To the Master

Go Tell it on the Speed Bump

God is Our Excuse and Our Alibi

Good Christian Persons, Try To Smile

Hail, Jesus, You're My Acquaintance

Hang Out with Me, O Lord

Have My Own Way, Lord

Have You Ever Felt the Trickle?

He Draws Me a Map

He is Looked Up To

He Pardoned My Mistakes

Here I Am, Send Aaron

He's Quite a Bit to Me

How Good Thou Art

How Above Average is Your Name

I Have Decided To Forego Jesus

I Lay My Inappropriate Behaviors on Jesus

I Love to Talk about Telling the Story

I Am Standing In the Vicinity of the Word of God

I Am Weak, But You Are Not As Weak

I Bring Thee Some

I Kind Of Believe the Bible

I Need Thee Every Year or So

I Surrender Some

I Will Make an Effort Not To Forget Thee

I Will Tag Along with Him

It Is My Secret What God Can Do

It Takes No Time to Be Holy

I'm Fairly Certain That My Redeemer Lives

Joyful, Joyful, We Kinda Like Thee

Just as I Am, with Lots of Excuses

Just as I Pretend to Be

Keep Company with Me

Like a Crick Glorious

Lord, Keep Us Loosely Connected to Your Word

Luck of our Fathers

Make Suggestions to Me, My God and King

Must I Obey?

My Faith Looks Around for Thee

My Hope Is Built on Nothing Much

Nearer The Cost

Not My Life - Let Me Be

O Come, All Ye Wishy Washy

O Come Let Us Ignore Him.

O God, Our Enabler in Ages Past

Oh, for a Couple of Tongues to Sing

Oh, How I Like Jesus

Onward, Christian Girl Scouts

Part of the Way with Jesus

Pass Me By, O Gentle Savior

Pillow of Ages, Fluffed for Me

Precious Lord, Take My Finger

Pretend To Be a Daniel

Praise God from Whom All Affirmations Flow

Scrimmage Hymn of the Republic

Self-Esteem to the World! The Lord Is Come

Shrug Your Shoulders, All Ye People

Sit Up, Sit up for Jesus

Some for Jesus

Special, Special, Special

Spirit of God, Descend Upon Their Hearts

Spirit of the Living God, Fall Somewhere Near Me

Surely Goodness and Money

Sweet Minute of Prayer

Take My Life and Let Me Be

Take Time to Be Lazy

The God Who Sits In a Beach Chair by the Lake

Teach Me, Lord, Thy Easy Way

There Is Scattered Cloudiness in My Soul Today

There Shall Be Sprinkles of Blessings

Walking in the Moonlight

We Are Milling Around in the Light of God

We Give Thee But Still Think We Own

Were You Somewhere In the Vicinity?

What an Acquaintance We Have in Jesus

What Can Wash Away My Errors in Judgment?

What Wondrous Liking is This?

When Peace, like a Trickle

When the Saints Go Sneaking In

Where He Leads Me, I Will Consider Following

While Shepherd's Washed Their Socks

Whisper and Sing

Yes, I Think So