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Southern Law Joke
Questions asked in a courtroom can be very revealing... especially in the South. Even of an old, sweet lady many would be happy to call grandma. In a trial in the heart of the South, a prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly woman he had known since childhood, to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Whitaker, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Coolidge. I've known you
since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat, you manipulate people and talk about
them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the
brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit lawyer. Yes, I know you." The judge upon hearing the questions and answers thusfar asked both counselors to approach the bench. In a very quiet voice he said, "If either of you asks her if she knows me, I'll throw you in jail for contempt." |
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